Mexican Mumbles

Da Mexicanos, dey speaky da ingles like me.

Cheese
Maria like me, but cheese too fat.

Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's no mushroom.

Shoulder
My fren want to become a citizen, but she don't know how to read so I sholder.

Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I am.

Herpes
My and my fren order pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

July
Ju told me ju were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

Rectum
I had two cars, but my wife rectum.

Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife, but chicken go herself.

Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada, but don worry, wheelchair.

Chicken wing
My wife play the lottery so chicken wing.

Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women an I tole her honey harassment nothing to me.

Bishop
My wife fall down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

Body wash
I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.