What if...?

What if a truckload of Mentos crashed into a Coca-Cola factory?

Ooops

Here you are. Enjoy.
What's this?
That's your food. You asked me to bring you some.
Did we run out? Do we still have more?
Ummm... yes, we do.
Why did you bring me so little?
Oh, you want more than that?
Yes, I do! Why did you bring me so little?
Because you're on a diet.
I'm not on a diet!
No? I thought you were.
Did I tell you I was on a diet?
No, I just figured you were.
What makes you think I'm on a diet?
Well, you always go on a diet when you get that big.
WHAT?

(Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!)