(sung to the tune of My Favorite Things)
Blockheads and boneheads and dimwits and dipshits,
Dumbbells, imbeciles and ninnies and nitwits
Birdbrains and dipsticks, idiots and twerps…
These are a few of my favorite words!
Dopes, dunces, dunderheads, turkeys and fatheads
Lamebrains and lightweights, morons and muttonheads,
Pinheads and jackasses, numbskulls and jerks…
These are a few of my favorite words!!
Assholes and asshats and dimbulbs and dumbshits,
Ignorant suckers, hardheads and halfwits,
Simpletons, shitheads, nincompoops nerds…
These are a few of my favorite words!!!
When they’re beyond hope,
When they’re all turds,
When I’m getting mad…
I simply start saying my favorite words
And then I don’t feel so bad.
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