The Black Hole

It's kinda like being drawn into a black hole.

Once I enter, all the rules of physics that are loved and cherished will no longer apply to me.

There WOULDN'T BE ANYTHING I COULDN'T DO.

It would be... god-like.

I could make squared circles and circular squares because the rules no longer apply to me.

I could make a box big enough in which to fit the universe because the rules no longer apply to me.

I could sew buttons onto ice cream because the rules no longer apply to me.

I could make gravity optional. I could make portable holes. I could light candles to create darkness.

Be damned your silly rules, foolish mortal!

As they no longer apply TO ME.